It’s a job, not a game.

You can buy a decent weapon for $80. Not a great weapon, a decent one.

$80. Eighty dollars. Eight-zero dollars.

That kind of sums up the game, but for completeness, here’s the rest of the review. You will level up, and that barely changes your ability to defeat even the simplest of enemies. New enemies will inflict a hilarious amount of damage. Enemies don’t drop great new weapons, enemies allow you to purchase weapons for hilarious amounts of hilariously scarce gold.

You can play the game without purchasing items for hilariously expensive prices. It’s a simple matter of playing the game, losing, and then waiting a hilarious hour+ for your HP to regenerate, and then trying again.

The whole game is hilarious. You’ll laugh maniacally the first time you’re presented with a “LIMITED TIME OFFER!” to buy 13,000 gold for $0.99, which will get you maybe 1 1/2 HP regenerations.

That said, you can, of course, buy a decent weapon for $80. Eighty dollars. Not a great weapon, a decent one. Eight-zero dollars. $80 will get you halfway to Yosemite from Plentywood, Montana in a Ford F150 truck, but in Spellfall it only gets you a kinda nice sword.

It’s worth a download, but just play it once a day while you’re taking a dump.

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